Obvs the serious answer is that Apple is a global company, and the Irish, Muslims, and fathers own iPhones… also Thomas Jefferson (may he rest in 🚽, but he was still a founding father) owned a copy of the Quran and studied North African and Ottoman Law …and Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, John Adams, and James Madison, while all raised Christian, commonly questioned core Christian doctrine as adults… ALSO in the 1797 Treaty of Tripoli Joel Barstow wrote “the country is not, in any sense, f