The sad thing is, if Apple did release the iPhone 3GI and claim only the truly worthy could see it, I’m sure it would go down exactly like The Onion says it would. “Oh my God, I can’t believe how much ...

"What are you doing in my swamp?!" Comedy group 3GI has release an official trailer for their upcoming Shrek remake, titled Shrek Retold. This unofficial recreation of the original classic (right?) ...

The ONION is reporting that Apple's new iPhone 3GI is only visible to most loyal of customers. In a move expected to revolutionize the mobile device industry, Apple launched its fastest and most ...

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